it really pisses me off how easy it is to get sad and then how long and hard it is to get happy again like what the fuck man thats not fair
Your sister is bread because of you.
she returned from the mountain golden brown
she said that YOU had baked her heart!
her skin turned to crust! her hair turned wheat!
Ovendelle’s in deep
Love is an open oven door.
Oh Anna, if only there were somebready who loafed you.
Do you want to build a dough man?
The Duke of Pretzelton.
Prince of the Flour Isles.
Let it toast
reindeer are breader than people
Can I say something grainy? Will you marrye me?
Can I say something even grainier?
congratulations to lupita nyong’o for her Oscar but more importantly congratulations because she’s literally the only person on this planet that can pull off every single color in existence
I also noticed at the oscars that she is jacked as fuck and I’m so jealous
Kesha got out of rehab, cut her hair, unfollowed Dr. Luke, changed her artistic name to Kesha Rose, and updated her twitter image, bio and header
I can feel the comeback in my bones
According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
Are you implying that it isn’t
aye bro we just fucking passed you how does it feel to be passed by a guy with a fucking tiger chillin out the window man
do not put minty gum on your nipple!!!! i repeat do noT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLe
why not? i want to try it
DO NOT PUT MINTY GUM ON YOUR NIPPLE UNLESS YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE SATAN LICKING YOUR NIPPLE THEN A DRAGON BREATHING FIRE ON IT
i wanna put minty gum on my nipple
Ecuadorian snacks, coffee and stuff from Machu Picchu. Thank you @chinex !! #birthday #ecuador #gift #snacks #coffee