u know u fucked up when u still haven’t slept yet and u hear birds chirping outside
that moment when you mess up a word so often it becomes a default auto correct
I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
a zoo of dogs dressed up as other animals
sounds like a shih tzu
I’m going to kick your ass
aliens land. they say “hey! we’re back! how are you doing” and we all collectively remember that we were just housesitting the entire time and oh no oh NO we FORGOT TO WATER THE PLANTS
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.